Unleash the storm with Chocolate Thunder Grass-Fed Collagen Powder, a tempest of nourishment for your body's connective bastions. Collagen, the warrior protein of the ancients, is the scaffold of your skin, hair, nails, tendons, and joints, bestowing upon them the resilience of the mightiest storms.
Rich in the amino acids of legend – glycine, proline, hydroxyproline, and alanine – our formula is a thunderclap that calls forth the body's own collagen synthesis. Yet, as time marches on, like the slow erosion of mountains, your natural reserves wane, making our elixir an essential ally in your quest for enduring vitality.
Our concoction, brimming with the power of collagen types 1 and 3, is your forge for crafting a visage as radiant as the morning sun and a frame as sturdy as the World Tree itself.
Storm-Brewed Ingredients:
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Hydrolyzed Collagen Peptides: Sourced from the noble beasts of the field, as strong as the Viking's oxen.
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Cocoa Powder: The heart of the storm, dark and rich.
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Acacia Powde: As grounding as the earth itself, with a taste as captivating as a saga.
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Stevia Extract: To bind and sweeten the tempest, without the treachery of sugar.
Elixir of the Thunder God:
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Flavor: Chocolate Thunder, as potent and exhilarating as a bolt from Mjölnir.
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Weight: A hearty 378g (0.83lb) of this divine blend, housed within a vessel weighing 0.98lb (444g).
Ritual of Vitality:
- Blend two (2) scoops with 8-10 oz of your chosen drink, be it as calm as a still lake or as frothy as the sea's foam. Let the shaker cup or blender be your cauldron, mixing the storm into being.
Ward of Protection:
- Keep this treasure beyond the reach of younglings. Only break the seal if you are prepared to face the storm; store the remainder in a haven as secure as Odin's vault.
FREE OF: Gluten, NON GMO.
